Turn Your Badassery Into Profitable Words

Strategically Human™ copywriting and messaging for service providers and creatives who are ready to make bank online without losing their human touch.

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Putting a nail in the predictable brand coffin

Corporate-speak and "elevate your experience" messaging? Hard pass.

AI bro-bot copywriting that sounds like the last 10 posts you reluctantly read on Instagram?

Hello, waiter? I'll have one lobotomy, please!

The people are YEARNING for genuine connections with anti-sleaze brands like yours.

Your story? Shareworthy

Your brand? Genius

Your message? Fixable

But if you want to attract your instant yes clients

You know, the ones who are ready to buy

You're going to need one hell of a Strategically Human™ message to convince them that you're the undeniable choice.

Because the reality is, while you and I know you have a one-of-a-kind offer,

Your audience is drowning in ads from thousands of other people in your niche that claim to be the best...

And it's up to YOU to convince them otherwise.

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Jessica Jenne Review for The Copy Planet website copywriting

"The amount of research and energy she poured into this project is unmatched."

"The entire process, start to finish, especially the end result, is on another level. I knew my experience would be great, but wow! “Great” doesn’t even begin to describe what she has created here!"

Jessica Jenne, Founder & CEO, West Wave Neurodiagnostics

Three Ways to Become Strategically Human™ and Swoon Your Audience

NEUROSCIENCE-BACKED STRATEGIES & ORIGINAL WORDS THAT MAKE YOUR CLIENTS SAY: "GIMME THAT, LIKE YESTERDAY!!!"

Strategically Human™ Copywriting

Website copywriting and emails that are just as sticky-icky, ooey-gooey as your personality.

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Brand Humanifesto™

1-of-1 brand voice and messaging development that makes your brand stand out like an inflatable unicorn in a sea full of pool noodles.

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CopyRx™ Audit

Get a second set of eyes on your copywriting draft so you can hit publish with confidence.

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From Behavioral Neuroscientist to Word Slingin' Copywriter

Hi, I'm Cydney—

An orange-cat-loving, business-obsessed, cognitive-behavioral neuroscientist and research nerd who's hellbent on equipping brands with the strategies they need to make bank off their originality.

Which reminds me, I really should write a thank-you letter to the start-up that laid me off on a whim. And maybe one to my landlord who decided to sell the house I was living in two weeks later.

Because I sure as heckkkkk wouldn't be here without them.

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Become Strategically Human™

THINK LIKE
A SCIENTIST

SOUND LIKE
A HUMAN

LAUNCH LIKE
A BOSS

Gina Buggy Review for The Copy Planet website copywriting

"Cydney truly understands how to make copy speak directly to the people you want to reach."

"I was looking for bold, impactful copy for my website, and she nailed it. The words she crafted resonate perfectly with my target audience, and I get compliments on it all the time. I even have potential clients reaching out, telling me how much they connected with the way the website is worded."

Gina Buggy, Founder & CEO, Do Epic Shit Media
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Hey you...
It's a great day to embrace your antics

Because that differentiation you've been searching for?

IT'S YOU!!!

The most vulnerable moments that drove you to become an entrepreneur...

Your "why" behind grinding 24/7 and those haunting childhood memories you'll never forget...

They're exactly how we position your brand as the 1-of-1 choice and write Strategically Human™ copy that can never be replicated.

I'm not one to assume, but I've got a feeling...

Which means you're in the right place
(and we're going to get along great)

So, what are you waiting for?

LET'S COOK UP SOME WORD SCIENCE TO SLAY YOUR DAY AND MAKE YOUR AUDIENCE PAY!

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